receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.

Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Reece

A white man with some nice hair and a fine face. He can be a little retarded at times but that's ok.

Reece is back, fuck man.

by DasWonton October 9, 2019

Recession-burger

An alternative term for the "McDouble" at McDonalds fast-food restaurants. It is the same as a "Double cheeseburger", minus one piece of cheese. These are now seperate items on the menu because of the "high cost" of cheese since the economic troubles in the United States. A"double cheeseburger" would cost about $0.40 more than a "McDouble".

"Yeah, can I have 2 McChickens, a recession-burger, and a large fry...?"

by Gracie4766 August 19, 2009

Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010

sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.

Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.

by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011

Rueben

A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.

"Did you see that Rueben back there?"

"It was like he was made of awesome!"

"Can we get one for our place?"

"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."

by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010

recession

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.

recession

by vreno January 20, 2010