gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -
sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -
by the pimp master April 08, 2005
by EvieDonladson October 09, 2018
Ruben a punk ass hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark ass trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.
by LoSt CuaZe June 18, 2004
A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!
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