Ruben

A stupid Jewish man

“Who is he?”
“Don’t worry about him, he is a ruben.

by imgonnakashootmyself November 25, 2019

Ruben

A guy who appears to be a womanizer to others but really isn't. He just has such low self-esteem that he needs constant female attention in order to feel good about himself.

1: "Girl, I think he likes you! You should def go for him!"
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."

by Anna384 February 5, 2010

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Ruben

The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.

PARTY AT RUBEN'S!

by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017

rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014

Ruben

An annoying, gay dude that is usually caring and outgoing but can get on your nerves at times. He is not the hottest person you’ll see but he has a great personality if he likes you.

“Ruben is so weird.”

by Ruben’s August 1, 2018

Ruben

An ugly guy who acts immature and cheats on every girlfriend he has. Particularly his recent ex girlfriend whom he used just to sleep with and then tried going after her friends. He is disgusting, untrustworthy, asinine, and everything you can think of. He deserves to sleep outside with the dog's and to be unloved for he doesn't deserve a girl as good as she was and he deserves to be punished !

S :" Ruben cheated on me..."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."

by Lil_Rosey December 2, 2013