by imgonnakashootmyself November 25, 2019
A guy who appears to be a womanizer to others but really isn't. He just has such low self-esteem that he needs constant female attention in order to feel good about himself.
1: "Girl, I think he likes you! You should def go for him!"
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."
by Anna384 February 05, 2010
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.
by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017
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An annoying, gay dude that is usually caring and outgoing but can get on your nerves at times. He is not the hottest person you’ll see but he has a great personality if he likes you.
“Ruben is so weird.”
by Ruben’s August 01, 2018
An ugly guy who acts immature and cheats on every girlfriend he has. Particularly his recent ex girlfriend whom he used just to sleep with and then tried going after her friends. He is disgusting, untrustworthy, asinine, and everything you can think of. He deserves to sleep outside with the dog's and to be unloved for he doesn't deserve a girl as good as she was and he deserves to be punished !
S :" Ruben cheated on me..."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."
by Lil_Rosey December 02, 2013