rockville 

Diverse city features an astonishing lack of quality females, who seem to be in denial about their own lack of quality.

Guy says to Friend: Man there's no quality girls in Rockville.

Nosy girl overhears and replies: Uhh, there's like 3 hot guys here and SOO many hot girls. You guys are idiots.

In unison, guys stare at girl. Slowly, she realizes her astonishing lack of quality. Begins to cry.

Guys chuckle and high-five.

rockville by Jarvis McCallister June 4, 2005

roselle park high school

In this school people think their the shit and although it’s a white town/ school; everyone uses the N word, but it doesn’t matter depending on how popular you are and how broken your english is.

Roselle Park High School is the safest place there is

roselle park high school by Donny from the handle February 10, 2018

Rockville Center 

Is it just me or are all RVC girls bitches? and they ain't so hot looking themselves. The best part is that they think they're tough.

That bitch is ugly. She's also a spoiled princess. She must be from Rockville Center.

Rockville Center by priveleged June 27, 2009

Roopville

nowhere...

Dude: let's go down to Roopville...
Dude 2: but thats nowhere...

Roopville by whitefire2.0 November 13, 2010

Roselle Park 

very small town in Union County. It is slowly loosing all athletic ability and recently growing in minorities. No big businesses in this town. Only hangout spots are "the grove" ;which barely exists anymore, or the highschool. Kids very big on smoking pot and attempting to "party" unfortunately all parties in this town are lame and are either busted or in a cramped, dirty garage.
Yes its true, RP does have the hottest girls and guys but they dont got the brains. Only the un-attractive people are the ones bringing up the towns gpa. Drama is a common word to decribe this town. People who grew up here and played in sports usually grow up to hate the towns around them. There are no such thing as pep ralleys where they egg the underclassmen, or mischirf night due to the fact that RP officers all take their jobs too seriously. College kids come back to this town and have nothing to do but drink by themselves. This town is full of backstabbers and liars who all know each other but are too afraid to confront anybody. Its sad to see a town as pathetic as this one. I am from RP and rather have grew up in Kenilworth.

<me> Yo, you doin anything tonight?
<other> Nah man, no plans
<me> well lets drink in your garage, then we can go to cranford and find some chicks
<other> lets do it, i cant be in roselle park for another night

....both kids end up getting numbers. if in rp, nothing exciting would have happened. Probably would have ended up playing video games or throwing eggs at houses.

Roselle Park by rp hater April 5, 2008

romeoville 

A town on the outside of chicago, like an hour away.
Some people say we try acting "ghetto" and that theres never shooting. but really everywere in the world they are shootings. and many people actually act like theyre own race here.
Its a pretty safe place to live. Gangs are sometimes affiliated over here but other than that its a good place to live. i like it here in romeoville

Girl 1- You try to act ghetto kus yur from romeoville.

Girl 2- why does it matter were i live ? were all humans ,and atleast im not getting shot at or jumped every 5minutes.

romeoville by DRAKE! <3 December 17, 2010

Roselle 

A shitty suburb of Chicago that no one likes and is full of losers.

dude you're from carol stream? thats awesome, i'm live in the ghetto aka roselle. it sucks and is full of losers

Roselle by epicw1n January 2, 2011