asian roommate

crasian who brings in random people and smokes or takes pills to the effect that she touches her other roommates and generally acts like a whorebag

Dude, my asian roommate is a freaking whore!!
Man, my roommate is so asian!
My roommate just pulled an asian!

by whaler ahab March 20, 2008

bunking up with the roommate

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

by Aymless July 31, 2011

roomate agreement

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes

Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)

by Walter's wife October 19, 2012

Roommate

Not my roommate. Little girl touching cripple who needs to be monitored 25/7 around children.

Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”

by Hym Iam October 17, 2022

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.

"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."

by Stephen Vassen January 11, 2008

Turkish Roommate

The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.

Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"

by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011