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In group chat:
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
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