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Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
by AlexKay245 September 17, 2019
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Rohan

The ability to drink like a south indian but still act like a guju
Why is the guy such a rohan
by Parass June 18, 2016
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Romanian

people from romania! Stop associating romanians with gypsy's they are not!
they are actually really educated people, that know how to tear up the club, & they know how to dress!

I'm not romanian, i am hungarian, but i love romania, its full of amazing buildings and alot or clubs!, oh and in most places you don't need an id to get in and get drunk =
That hot guy with the spikey hair & tight shirt & cute smile and sexy body must be romanian, he's the shyiit!
by kinga June 18, 2008
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rohana

rohana is the most loveliest human to ever grace the world with her presence HOWEVER she has a dark side and will not hesitate to kill you if you do something wrong to her or her cat. she is someone who puts food in front of life. she is someone who was born in the wrong decade and will constantly reference things you do not understand. she is somewhat smarter than the average human. in conclusion, if you are nice to her she will pretend to be nice to you, meanwhile silently plotting your death.
That girl is giving me the Rohana look, I think she is going to kill me.
by 69gottafuck September 25, 2018
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Rohan

Rohan is the most intelligent evolved human who ever lived, his banter will fill your lives FOREVER.
I just met Rohan, he might as well be God.
by Rohansolo June 8, 2018
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romanian rollercoaster

69 it with your partner while rolling down a set of stairs.
by cody linton November 24, 2007
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romania

Geography:
Romania is in southeast Europe and is slightly smaller than Oregon, with a beautiful landscape. The Carpathian Mountains divide Romania's upper half from north to south and connect near the center of the country with the Transylvanian Alps, running east and west. North and west of these ranges lies the Transylvanian plateau, and to the south and east are the plains of Moldavia and Wallachia. In its last 306 km, the Danube River flows through Romania only. It enters the Black Sea in northern Dobruja, just south of the border with Ukraine.

Government: Republic.

Most of Romania was the Roman province of Dacia from about A.D. 100 to 271. From the 3rd to the 12th century, wave after wave of barbarian conquerors overran the native Daco-Roman population. By the 16th century, the main Romanian principalities of Moldavia and Walachia had become satellites within the Ottoman Empire, although they retained much independence. The nation became a kingdom in 1881 after the Congress of Berlin.
Romania joined NATO in 2004, and in 2005 the EU approved the entry of Romania in 2007. Final acceptance into the EU will require a number of reforms, including increased law enforcement and environmental measures and the protection of the rights of the Roma minority.

The great majority of the inhabitants speak Romanian, although there are also sizable minorities speaking Hungarian (8%) and German (2%). Other ethnic groups include Ukrainians, Serbs, Croats, Gypsies, Russians, and Turks.

Economy:
From 1948 until 1989, Romania had a Soviet-style command economy in which nearly all agricultural and industrial enterprises were state controlled. During those years, it built an economy based largely on heavy industry. Romania remains one of the poorest European countries. Agriculture employs about 27% of the labor force and accounts for 15% of the GNP. Chief crops are corn, sugar beets, potatoes, and various grains.

Romania is the place of birth of the inventor of the jet plane engine "Henri Coanda" and many others. It also has the world's 2nd largest building. It is commonly known for the myth of Count Dracula.
There is a conflict between Romania and Hungary, mainly the reason why you see these Hungary's kiddos writing fake statements about Romania.

However, most romanians don't go down to their level and insult their country over UD.com.
by Dragoss December 11, 2006
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