road apples

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

Road Nazi

State Police. The uniforms look like WWII Nazi uniforms. Most of the State Police have shaved heads as well. They give no mercy when you are pulled over.

I was driving five miles over the speed limit and passed a road nazi who instantly turned on his lights and chased me down like a Jew.

by Freed Warrior November 28, 2009

where the rubber meets the road

The moment of truth of something.

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.

by OVilla1000 August 17, 2012

RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

road rug

The female equivalent of road head. A female drives a car while simultaneously being eaten out by her male or female friend.

Did you hear Angela crashed her car while Mary was eating her out the other day?

damn, that must have been some good road rug...

by swamp taco November 7, 2011

road grode

A greasy, sticky, funky, red-eyed, furry-toothed and generally unpleasant state reached after several hours of travelling by car, plane, train or other long distance form of transportation.

After 10 hours in the car, Gordon and Ramsay were rocking some wicked road grode.

by mcniggle505 November 18, 2014

Agora Road

Agora Road is a Y2K inspired vaporwave forum that has a schizophrenic community dedicated to listening smooth vaporwave music and combating GPT-3 AI. Theu coin themselves to be "The best kept secret of the internet "

Fred: Hey Tim where did you hear about the Dead Internet Theory?
Tim: I found it on Agora Road!

by Gerbilhandler December 30, 2021