bowl ringer

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.

Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!

by Excaliber April 14, 2005

A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

Nokia Arabic Ringtone

Musical Equivalent of stroke.

it is used when you see some awkward weird shit. Some said that it is created using Obamium.

Guy: Oh look Nokia Arabic ringtone is playing over that Van near the Elementary school.

by 🅱eans October 4, 2020

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Ringsted

the coolest place on earth. where all the cool people live.

random dude: lets go to slagelse

random dude 2: no way, Ringsted its cooler.

by Notna May 14, 2011

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011