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false rejection

(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?
EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/

Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)

EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?

*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!
by zerO_One May 19, 2017
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Recreational fuck you

Telling someone they can go fuck themselves with an app. 95% chance of remaining friends afterwards.
Recreational Fuck You:

Joe: "Fuck you, Bill."
Bill: "Yeah, see you on monday."
by submittor134 October 4, 2010
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lane rejection

Lane rejection is when you're sitting at a red light on a multi-lane road, and the person coming up behind you switches lanes to get behind someone else who looks faster.
My Pinto gets lane rejected all the time. Sometimes I'm the only one in my lane!

I've got to get a new car, I've got a chronic case of Lane Rejection!
by Phoenyx April 7, 2006
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reflection

Something that you can see yourself in; as in a mirror, or in another person similar to you. Also a very good Tool song.
I can see my reflection in the mirror.

My twin brother is a reflection of me.
by cory July 17, 2004
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Reerection

The ressurection of the erection.
John: Dude, I just saw pictures of Barbara Streisand and totally lost my boner. Then I looked up pictures of Cheryl Cole just to get it up again!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!
by WoodyWoodWood October 18, 2010
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refreshionism

to provide new vigor and energy to that which has recently experienced a temporary withdrawal or cessation from the usual …
My friend Fran is so down-trodden from the ripple effects of the recession ... she needs to see that survival is all in the attitude ... what she needs is a good dose of refreshionism!
by dagwood land and cattle January 14, 2010
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Recreational Alcoholic

a term to describe an individual who tends to consume alcohol in quantities some would call 'binge' worthy on a regular basis in a social setting with friends.
John and his friends were described as recreational alcoholics by fellow peers as they continue on their weekly drinking sessions together in the aim to get smashed.
by musicianlewis May 18, 2010
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