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iam reet suri iamgood
she is reet suri
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier
I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
by Itteber May 21, 2019
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reete

when someone is making obscene / unnecessary / unfunny noises in a discord call
"you're actually reeting rn bro"
"why do you have to reete so much"
by anonymousmole August 15, 2025
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Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.
Those are some good Reets
by anonymous August 7, 2021
mugGet the Reetsmug.

Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date
Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.
by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011
mugGet the Reetmug.

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.
“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”
by TripNip69 October 14, 2019
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Reet

by sun.shine.lollipops.and.rainbo December 7, 2021
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