Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier
I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
by Itteber May 21, 2019

by anonymousmole August 15, 2025


To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date
by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019

by sun.shine.lollipops.and.rainbo December 7, 2021
