reasonilize

When you're too retarded to think of rationalize so your mind thinks of the first thing close to it.

I'm trying to reasonilize how someone can be that stupid.

by Celina Crackers May 21, 2017

Reeses Puffs Rap

Literally a rap about Reeses Puffs made in the 2000s

Person 1: Hey. Have you heard that Reeses Puffs Rap yet?

Person 2: Oh Yeah the one that goes....REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS. EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

by DreaRBLX November 16, 2020

Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

Dirty Reese's Cup

The act of hiding a turd in someone's peanut butter for them to find after much consumption.

I gave Robert a Dirty Reese's Cup a few days ago. Now it's just a waiting game.

by TNSJ January 1, 2012

The reason I will not succeed in life

See reddit

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

miriam rees-sloman

Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.

"Wow Miriam Rees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("

by Alice Mart January 10, 2021

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012