Rectum Directum 

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

Rectum Directum by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

Rectum Rampage by ms. thompson May 4, 2010

Rectum Raider 

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.

''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''

Rectum Raider by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012

rectum ralph 

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

rectum ralph by bs425 March 7, 2015

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

rectum ripper by SlasheR September 26, 2003

rectum injection objector 

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.

My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.

rectum injection objector by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006

rectum shaving ninja 

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

rectum shaving ninja by rob September 2, 2004