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Uncle Rattler 

Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!
Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.
Uncle Rattler by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009
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gay rattlesnake

Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place
guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake
gay rattlesnake by everythingsetup January 27, 2021

rattleson 

An absolute unit. The alias of many names, typically of a young Irish male. Fucking loves Huniepop.
“Hey, have you met Mr. Logan Riley Rattleson McGrath III?”
“Yes”
rattleson by Boooya321 November 16, 2021

Skerne Park Rattle 

Snapping off the ring pull of a Morrisons 80p bitter can and putting it inside the empty can, making a lovely christmas present for any child
Here you go Kylie play with this Skerne Park Rattle, while dad shafts ya mam.
Skerne Park Rattle by Jack Conway October 17, 2005

rattle your dags

An old Australian expression meaning to hurry up. Has its origins in the crusted dry dags that gathered in the wool around a sheep's rear end. When dry and hardened they rattle when the sheep runs. Commonly prevented by what is called crutching or shearing the wool around the rear end of the beast.
Rattle your dags or we will be late for school.
rattle your dags by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006

Mexican Rattlesnake 

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake
after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping
Mexican Rattlesnake by Noahkinseth January 17, 2009

Rattletrappin' 

Rattletrappin' is also known as the art of flip-flopping on a position.
President Obama needs to quit Rattletrappin' on bringing the troops home.
Rattletrappin' by GATA1980 March 16, 2010