Ford Ranger

An American mid-sized truck manufactured by Ford. It is supposedly going to be discontinued in 2011, although it was scheduled to be discontinued in 2009, a 2010 model was still released. The Ford Ranger is a great reliable truck, many of which have 200,000+ miles on the odometer and still run strong! These are great trucks and very popular. The reason for discontinuing the truck appears to be due to Ford's lack of attention. The Ranger has not gotten updated much since 1993. A few minor things since then. Apparently due to the success of the F150, Ford devotes alot of hours to improve the F150, and not the Ranger. With this being said foreign mid-sized trucks such as the Toyota Tacoma have been dominating the mid-sized truck industry. The Ranger was the best of the best back in it's day, but it's time has gone now. Rumor has it that the Ranger will be discontinued and the "F100" will be brought back in a few years. These statements have not been yet validated. All in all, the Ranger is a great truck for anyone who isn't looking for all the "bells & whistles"

Bob: I can't believe how many of them damn Ford Ranger's I see on the roads.
Jake: Yeah, thats because at one time they were the best truck around !

by MaRi0 March 12, 2010

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runners high

An addictive side affect from exhausting oneself in a footrace. Usually runners high varies differently depending on the person but it his been compared to an orgasim or being on drugs.

Guy 1: Dude im so happy right now.

Guy 2: I think its because you have runners high.

Guy 1: Oh man, I love track.

by Matthew Kane November 10, 2008

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Ridge Runner

In rural areas, the rough and rugged men, women and families from the backwoods, mountains and hills that produced and distributed alcohol products during the prohibition era. The men typically wore full beards and overalls. The women usually wore modest, full length dresses with hair up in a bun style. They usually spoke with a strong southern drawl. Loosely, the equivalent of hillbilly. Also called moonshiner.

My great granddad used to get his whiskey from a ridge runner that lived way up in the hills, where even the sheriff wouldn't go.

by ud1001 March 23, 2007

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Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.

Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."

by LAWLZATJ00 July 3, 2009

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Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010

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Ford Ranger

Small, economical truck made by Ford (1983-2011) that has unfortunately been discontinued. Mazda B series is a re-branded version of the same truck since companies pay a 25% tariff** on truck imports. Building a Mazda factory in the US was not economical for the volume they sold. Likely no longer made due Ford wanting to upsell consumers on a loaded F150 that's much more heavy and less economical than what a Ranger owner is looking for.

**(Bing Chicken Tax)

Ford Ranger like the Explorer and Probe seem more reliable than the rest of their cars. Must be cause Mazda was involved.

Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.

In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,

by Harley Earl January 5, 2012

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