Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles

"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol

by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022

phantom riffled

phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep

bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled

bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"

by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011

Dust Ruffle

A term for an elderly woman's vagina

I'm gonna pound a great depression into your grandma's dust ruffle!

by cosmokramer329 November 5, 2012

Cunt Ruffle

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....

Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.

by Hey Jack November 27, 2016

rafflecapter

A variation on the slang "roflcopter". Doesn't really mean anything, and its humor comes from using it in the most obscure of places.

Person 1: What kind of car do you drive?
Person 2: A rafflecapter.
Person 1: Ugh.. I can't ever get a straight answer from you.

by PandaBlue September 24, 2007

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is supposedly the best school in Singapore, but the truth is that it is just like any other school, if not worse in terms of behaviour. All the Raffles Institution students seem to enjoy causing intense pain to their teachers and disobeying them on purpose. In fact, I don't understand how they are still able to excel.

Ethan: Hey, I heard you are from Raffles Institution, how smart of you!
John : You better thank god that you are not there....

by CutiepieRaffles April 15, 2019

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005