creedo-race

A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.

Let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi.

by 2EYEMIKE October 21, 2006

Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.

"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."

by Rex Splode January 6, 2010

Dig Racing

Type of racing where two or more cars start at a dead stop.

Drivers who know how to race, race from a dig.

I like Dig Racing because roll racing is for people who can't race for shit.

by RaceStanza November 14, 2014

race queen

The really hot Japanese women who advertise products,(often cars)in Japan by standing there and being incredibly hot.

I didn't come to the trade show to see the newest models from Toyota, I came to see the race queens.

by Dr. Yang August 19, 2003

bench racing

1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.

Enough with the bench racing you stupid no0bs!

by The Hazer September 25, 2005

Oreo Races

A naked sprint during which participants must race a predetermined distance with an oreo stuffed between their ass cheeks. Loser of the race has to eat the oreo afterwards.

I lost my dignity last night when we had to do the Oreo Races down the street.

by kg339 November 20, 2011

trick racing

Like a horse race, except instead of horses, the jockeys (you and your bros)
select a trick and then debate about who would win in a race,
with the respective tricks carrying their riders on their backs.

August: Stonehenge has huge arms, she's be hecka fast for trick racing!
Peter: Real talk Dre, Electra wouldn't stand a chance but I think Big Blue could take her.
Andy: Either way, I'm doomed.
August and Peter: straight up, real talk.

by 3fhbs January 27, 2009