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Queef

1. a vaginal release of air, such as one would fart

2. an insult you would give to someone, such as one would would call them a wanker, homo or a shitface
1. I though she farted after sex, but i was wrong

2. you a such a queef
by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003
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Queef

a fart from the vigina
mike queef!!
by bob May 20, 2004
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queef

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.
1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.
by nick863 April 19, 2006
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Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.
As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.
by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004
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queef

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef
by gee wiz December 28, 2005
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Queef

when the tiny unicorn that lives inside your vagina, farts.
oh the unicorn has gas it queef
by mermacoin. February 25, 2017
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Queef

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.
1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today
by JustCod March 15, 2013
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