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Personality Puberty

Another way of saying someone is coming out of their shell. A shy person that loses their inhibition.
Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.

Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty
by jdbombassmofo December 14, 2010
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Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.
His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.
by Racer XXX May 3, 2022
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poverty jetset

Originally coined by Douglas Coupland, the poverty jetset are young people who manage to travel the world and live it up on very little money.
Tom and Jenn have been in the poverty jetset for years - even when they were in the Peace Corps, they still went Phucket and Singapore!
by SuzanneG January 17, 2008
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Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK
PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..
by stray September 15, 2004
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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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Super Puberty

The process of undergoing puberty, but the genetic structure is tampered with to produce a voice so low that a female won't find you attractive at all. This also follows with other simptoms, such as excessive pubic hair growth, increased penis size, and even the growth of a mangina.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to George?"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He went to the doctor, and he told him he had super puberty."
by Lawlzorz0987654321 December 18, 2010
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