Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.

I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.

Puke my pants by Bigger sam August 27, 2008

puke and rebuke 

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

puke and rebuke by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Puke Job 

During oral sex when the mans penis hits the woman's hanging thing in her throat. this causes her to puke all over the male's penis.

aww man, it was sick i was getting head and she puked all over it! Total Puke Job dude!

Puke Job by Brian Beigas January 30, 2009

Puke-a-chu

A species of pokemon found in the Montreal region of Canada. These creatures can be identified by there yellow and black colouring, pointy ears, lightning bolt tails, and high blood alcohol content. Generally the loudest creatures at any bar as well as the sexiest. When Puke-a-chus gather in large groups clothing tends to go missing and alcoholic beverages are consumed in massive quantities at an alarming rate. Though the Puke-a-chus natural environment is bars, clubs, and house parties (basically anywhere where alcohol is served), one is likely to find them between the hours of 8am and 1pm preforming what is known as a "walk of fame". Besides drinking and fornicating, Puke-a-chus are know for vomiting in large groups. The act of regurgitation is a social event amongst this species of pokemon, and one will never find a Puke-a-chu vomiting in solitude.

"Did you guys see that group of Puke-a-chus throwing up in that alley?"
"Dude I went to the bar last night and brought home a Puke-a-chu."
"We thought we would win beer olympics until that group of Puke-a-chus came in."

Puke-a-chu by CC69er December 29, 2013

Puke Sauce 

Simple. Sauce that looks like vomit. Often tastes like it, too. Usually given to you at Olive Garden. Your friends dare you to lick it. You do, and it tastes like barf mixed with a bit of your mom. Then when you come home, it turns out you have diarrhea. From the sauce or the food with the sauce, who knows?! You use all the wipes and go to bed right after that, afraid that diarrhea will happen again.

Girlie Girl 1: OMG! They gave me this thing that looks like puke OMG OMG OMG.
Girlie Girl 2: EW OMG DATS PUKE SAUCE

Guy 1: John, look at this shit!
Guy 2: Wow, dude. Thats totally puke sauce.

Puke Sauce by BrianIsTheMan October 16, 2007

puke on a butt 

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.

You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.

puke on a butt by TinaTwice May 14, 2008

puke and juke 

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.

Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"

puke and juke by Bastille III January 15, 2009