puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

by bnewcom October 3, 2013

The Puddin Pop

A sex activity that involves the bottom (inclusive to all genders but preferred if male) shits into an ice tray (delicacy better served frozen). The bottom asks "would you like a puddin pop?" (Better in a bill cosby manner) and then the other person eats it.

"Would you like a puddin pop?" *shits in tray*

"Yes I would love The Puddin Pop"

by Virginity snatcher December 7, 2019

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Puddin' Pop

The sound heard when a penis "pops" out of a semen-filled anus.

"Jimmy, that was some puddin' pop you made last night."

by DiscoNinj4 July 9, 2006

puddin' butt

A prison term used to describe a prison rape victims ass. Pudding sets with a fine smooth flesh-like finish on top, but beneath is the gooshy mooshy goodness. Applies to any white collar criminals in higher security facility.

Yo G Dawg, that new CEO in cell block D I tapped yesterday sure had him some nice puddin' butt.

by Blake Johnson December 27, 2006

figgie puddin

A fig Newton like substance pudding made to be specifically worn on a persons nose during anywhere from the time between Christmas day and New Years day.

"I just figgie puddined yo nigguh ass"

by Pata Pan Dan January 4, 2010

jello puddin

when your eating the pussy and its so good that your face elongates and your eyes become half closed

jello puddin pussy pops

by jeremy and keith October 22, 2003