Puassum

A very small, small penis.

That kid has a very micro puassum.

by jakobmilkobic April 6, 2003

pucks

A girl who dates/likes/hooks up only with hockey players, henseforth she gets passed around like a puck.

It is basically a picky whore/slut, same difference as they both sell themselves, except these girls prefer hockey players.

"I won't date any pucks!"

"That Courtney girl is such a puck."

by LaceyBear December 28, 2005

del putas

In Colombia it's an expression that means something/someone is cool. Curiously, the meaning is not related with the word puta.

1. That girl is "del putas" /Esa vieja es del putas
2. My English course is "del putas" /Mi curso de inglés es del putas.

by Pedro Piqueras July 15, 2006

picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007

Cara de Mil Putasos

Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!

Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"

by JAVYair September 1, 2009

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Bajocas Pocas

It's when you rub your dick in shit, stick cactus needles into it, and then you rape an albino while wearing a necklace made of midget testicles and turkey dicks in front of your grandma. Then you fart and die. Also Jake the Snake is there.

After Dave got aids he totally bajocas pocased that bitch.

by Semen Steve January 4, 2011