When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
Get the Reading Off The Pubes mug.The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
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George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
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For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
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