potster

A hipster who smokes pot

That fricken norm is such a potster.

by Ottercreekdude July 18, 2017

PooTSD

The horrific mental after effects after experiencing a traumatic bout of explosive diarrhoea.

Babe, you don't understand. I have serious PooTSD! It was all over the kitchen floor and somehow in my hair. *shivers*

by pseu-DONym August 26, 2018

Probsuction

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.

“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik”

by WhereisRay July 28, 2021

Banging pots and pans

Working at a pizza shop...

Ayo.....Are you Banging pots and pans today?

by Nephewjohn May 3, 2020

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Portsmouth

Two words: Shite Hole!

Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?
Man 2: Shite

by sallyanna February 22, 2009

pots

Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. The worst illness in the history of mankind that disables thousands of teenagers every year.

Dude, you're 23 and a Freshman in college? Are you some kind of dummy?
Nah, I had POTS and couldn't stand up for the last four years.

What the eff is POTS?
It means that as I'm standing here talking to you I feel like I'm going to throw up and pass out.

by Arvin Sloane May 10, 2008