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persecution

1) Oppression of a religious group that is despised by most of society.
2) In right-wing fundamentalist Newspeak, the act of disagreeing with fundamentalist protestants and/or refusing to give them special entitlements, such as school-sponsored prayer.
1) What the Nazi regime did to the Jews was true persecution.
2) Christians don't persecute Wiccans!!! They persecute us by not letting us burn them at the stake!!!
by Conrad June 8, 2004
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Vaccine Persecution

When authoritarian regimes force millions of anti-vaxxers to get a shot even if their jobs don’t require them to do so, or if they are no longer working or have retired—they have a choice: jab or jail.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide would rather face vaccine persecution by going to jail than compromising on their religious conviction.
by MathPlus July 11, 2021
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Prosuction

An accidental combination of "prosecution" and "suction", used to describe oral sex in a place of business.
Person 1: I heard Jim had his secretary give him prosuction a few days ago!

Person 2: Do you think he posted it online? His secretary's hot.
by Ilbert February 1, 2018
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pursecution

Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.
I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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prodecation

the act of faking something huge in the hopes of getting benefits such as money, power, happiness, etc
guy: my sister wants to start a prodecation in my whole family
guy 2: your sister is wild
by nobilly7 February 10, 2023
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whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.
We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.
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OverDraught Protection

A system used between friends which simply allows someone who brought his/her own beer to a party, but has innocently consumed more than said person's normal maximum limit, to dip into his/her friends stash in order to keep the party rolling.

As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.
"Hey Jorte, I notice that you are digging through the fridge for your 8th Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, yet I see you only brought a 6 pack of Natural Light. WTF? Your breaking rules 1 and 2 of the OverDraught Protection plan brother!! "
by Mongo Nucleosis August 6, 2012
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