Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

procrastivaping

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).

I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.

by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014

Procrastigame

To procrastinate via video games.

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.

by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012