procrastination

Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.

(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"

by nikkan_hanil September 15, 2004

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

by Sohum January 5, 2008

Procrastination

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.

PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

by anonymous November 12, 2014