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sexual predator crab

crab who poses as human on internet chatrooms/instant messenger programs in an attempt to solicit sexual interaction with teens. often seen sporting a fez and curly moustache.
"that is a sexual predator crab"
by johnnie angel March 21, 2005
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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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anal predator

a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.
"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"
by Mike Bravo December 26, 2006
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preudy

A male who fantasizes about other people's dads.
I don't want that kid to meet my dad, he's a straight up preudy.
by mr.pimpshit June 7, 2005
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Preads

Girls that are...

P-popular
R-resented
E-enormous-egos
A-adored
D-dramatic
S-sluts
Look at those dumb preads over there....
by sjbk721 September 24, 2010
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Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010
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preudy

a male who flirts with his friends' fathers.
I don't want that kid to meet my dad, he's a straight up preudy.
by bryen June 11, 2005
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