premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

premature ecraftulation

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.

I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.

by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017

Premature Abortion

Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.

Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."

by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018

Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.

"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."

by Moops June 15, 2012