Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

progamer move

when you do something stupid that happens to work out well

throws tenisball at window hits but bounces off and lands in a bin what a progamer move

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Pregaming gaming

Playing a video game for a lengthy time to wait for the sequel to come out.

Man, I can't wait for the Godfather II game. I have been playing The Godfather on my PS2 for 3 weeks.

What a pregaming gaming spree.

by jesterdude573 January 27, 2009

Harry Potter pre game party

A party in which you watch all the Harry Potter movies that have already been made up until midnight when you then pile in a car to see the next film. Often accompanied by Harry Potter look alike contests and Potter trivia.

Bro: "Hey Dude i'm dying my hair red and shaving lightning bolts into my leg hair for the Harry Potter pre game party!!"
Dude: "Bro, don't pregame too hard"

by Justin Finch-Fletchy July 6, 2011

pregamer

A blow job without a guy blowing his load.

Bad news gives trouble pregamers because he likes vaginal sex more then oral sex

by trouble<3badnews<3 March 7, 2010

pregameirumatsu

she’s a cosplayer and tictok and they’re pretty cool not even gonna lie.

also they have many many simps /hj

person a: “cheese is a loaf of milk”
person b: “shut up”

this is very accurate of what pregameirumatsu says. also irumatsu supremacy -will

by Willco_ March 26, 2021

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009