pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.

by Jon Wing June 3, 2005

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019

Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

by Franco April 18, 2003

Reverse Pedophile

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.

Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."

by shley Thompson December 28, 2008

poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011

pedephile

Someone who loves counting legs.

I can't stop counting, i'm a true pedephile.

by centopede May 4, 2021

pedophile

Usually a male, especially from Texas. Usually with a small uncircumcised dick, looks like kermit the frog & dumber than a pile of sticks!

Damn! Dalen tried to bang all of the middle school girls last night & got arrested for being a pedophile!

by Whyrusoweird August 27, 2018