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band practice

An expression often used to get out of an awkward situation.

This is particularly popular the morning after a one night stand. Either to make your excuses to leave or to hint that the other party should be on their way.
I've gotta go, I have band practice.

I'd can't go out tonight. I've got band practice.

Last night was great, the boys are coming over soon for band practice.
by poiuytoo July 10, 2011
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band practice

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.
I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.
by stillAflute_iWillBe4ever October 3, 2006
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Planticipate

When you merge your planned and anticipated outcome to propose/assume a super-end result.
If used in the negative it means your planned and anticipated outcome was nothing like you expected.
Sean: I knew we shouldn't have robbed the bank! That stupid trick lied to us!
Leroy: Sho ya right but yo a*s got away... I knew lock up would be rough... But what I didn't planticipate on was mofo's always asking me for 80 dollars.
by HBieber August 27, 2010
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Practice

(verb): Drinking at your house prior to going to your friends to pregame. This in turn will be followed by more drinking while out and about.
Allan: Dude you coming by my house first before we go out? We got to pregame.
V: I'm already practicing at my house.
Allan: Game time bitches! Practice makes perfect.
by V the mosquite NJ October 1, 2010
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Bizarre Sexual Practice

Anything related to paraphilia.

See paraphilia.
There are alot of odd paraphilias and bizarre sexual practices.
by Mistercity August 6, 2006
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Practicing Mexican

1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.

2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.
José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?

Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.

José: Can you speak some?

Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.

José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :
by Jim_O February 7, 2009
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target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.
I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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