Potato 

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

Potato by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

Potato 

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.

"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"

Potato by dablackfox March 27, 2015

Potato 

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

Potato by MangMang April 11, 2015

Potato 

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.

With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.

Potato by John Word Smith November 10, 2015

Potato 

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

Potato by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato 

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

Potato by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016

Potato 

A term used in gaming to define a fuck-up

DUDE that guy i so potato,he misses every single shot!

Potato by SoleNigger29 November 5, 2016