A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.
"That was some potatoes right there"
"Last night was so full of potatoes"
"Are you with potatoes right now?"
"Last night was so full of potatoes"
"Are you with potatoes right now?"
by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013
She believes in potatoism
by PotatoGRILL101 January 16, 2019
MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
by Blitzs November 14, 2012
by Flyingspegett August 04, 2017
by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 10, 2018
Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?
POTATOES r cool
by JHONNAY June 30, 2020
an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
by D.S. Credito March 25, 2015