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postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter
"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"
by qwertys February 27, 2014
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postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.
Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!
by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017
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Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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postmodernisthumanitarianabstractrealist-esque

A influence mostly inspired by Toys'R'Us, but often championed by tired over-worked (lazy) Edinburgh Architecture students namely Daryll Leslie and Hamish Jack
The house looks like it has been inspired by a postmodernisthumanitarianabstractrealist-esque thinker
by thetruthman12345 December 9, 2010
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Postponed Birthday Sex

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.
by melissayy! June 22, 2011
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posthole digger

Ian: Why is Chris walking funny?
Joesph: He's been hanging around with a posthole digger
by KrizT February 16, 2014
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