Urban Possum

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando

I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids

by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019

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angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

by I may or may not be a straight March 07, 2018

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Possum Look

An important ritual for establishing whether or not a potential mating partner is a worthy recipient of attention. It involves a slender, slow approach, followed by a momentary halt in movement to gaze upon the prey, and finally either retreating with haste in the opposite direction or approaching ferociously. These movements are similar to possums who aimlessly dangle on power lines, and are ready to accept death by doing so.

Bob: hey bill, any birds out last night weeping for the wet whipper?
Bill: nah mate, a few brolgas but nothing special..
Bob: did you at least give them a possum look?
Bill: they weren't worthy
Bob: skanks

by Keithaggatefookwah October 17, 2009

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play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.

Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!

by LaStefondaniqua April 26, 2007

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Snow Possum

A term used by the jogger community to reference hyperborean white people. Mostly in a derogatory attempt, but it has no sting since Europeans don't have deep seated inferiority complexes .

Tyquisha DaVontrius Nyquilantro: *smacks lips* da snow possums be opressin me. We wuz da original kangs of egypt we built them pyramids n sheit.
Matt: Ok.

by kangsofegypt February 10, 2022

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