poser

a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".

Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.

Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.

A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:

Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.

Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.

random punk person:"eh"

Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"

random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"

by popodopolus May 13, 2006

poser

a poser is a wannabe. basically a loser who tries to fit in by copying people they feel are COOL.

people who know a poser, should probably feel flattered. posers generally copy their friends, people who are unique get extremely P**sed at this :)

eg

Lauren: omg check out my myspace... its SOOO original
Elly: uhuh yea its so great you used your initiative, im so glad you copied and pasted my website into your blog :)

by dukkie July 5, 2006

poser

a person who acts fake just to fit in. now dont get me wrong, some people will be hipocritical and asume that your a poser even though some people arent. NOTE: just because u wear black does not automaticly make u a goth poser!!!!! so stop being the person who goes around judging people just because of there personality >_>. the word poser gets misused now a days. if someone comes in and wears a mcr band shirt and never herd of the band. thats a poser! but if a real person comes in with an mcr shirt and gets callled a poser than people are just being hipcritcal bitches. X_X. dont be to quick to judge someone cause ull never know if there posing or not. BUT if u know for a FACT they are posers than go ahead :)

CONVERSATION 1: WITH A POSER

poser:omg! I HATE MY LIFE, I should just go cut my self in a dark corner of my room.
person:why?
poser:because my mom wont let me buy a flyleaf shirt. lol
person: whats your favorite song by them?
poser:umm uhhh i think umm uhh... well i like all of them lol
person: 0_o ok? your such a poser go get a life
poser: iam so not!!! go to my myspace page. i have pictures of my cuts. so ha. theres proof

CONVERSATION 2: WITH A HIPOCRITIC BITCH

hipocretic bitch: hey wats up?
person: nothen much. just got back from the devil wears prada concert. u?
hipocretic bitch: you such a poser!!
person: wtf? how does that make me a poser?!?!
hipocretic bitch: it just does

by 55554444333322221111 April 29, 2010

poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.

*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”

by bequeef October 30, 2019

poser

A kid who is usually a loser, so they try to act and dress like other people to become popular. They will pretend they can do things like skateboarding or bmx, but when asked to show you they will say they don't feel like it. They will also listen to the same music as everyone else when last week they listened to classical music. They often say they like the artists their friends like but can't name any of their songs.

Jeff: Look at Jim over there, he wears Element shirts and Dc shoes... he probably can't even skate
Alexander: Don't worry about that poser.

by Jman313 June 24, 2012

poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life

Diana is such a poser.

by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015