Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008

Poodie

A piece of poop, or dirt that looks like poop.

Me: Hey, sit down
You: No way, there's poodie on that chair.

BRB i have 2 go take a poodie.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

Plorin

A short, easily confused, person named Chris who usually plays third string goalie, and has no life outside of homework. Makes random meaningless remarks.

A plorin can be heard saying: "Tomorrow's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!" "Its bloody cold!!" "At least we don't have to write it by hand."

by schroederbate February 5, 2009

pooifile

someone who find pleasure out of having sex with shit

man, thats one good looking shit u got there

by natty April 29, 2004

Poodidler

Someone who tends to put off defecation, otherwise known as taking a shit, until they have a loaf hanging at their kness. Derived from poo(feces) and dilly dallying (stalling)

that guy is walking so weird he must be a poodidler.

by Big Gay Jaiimes July 1, 2004

pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006