seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.

If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?

by wypipofood March 22, 2023

polyamorous pansexual

A person who loves without limits. A person whose romantic and sexual love is not limited to a specific number of gender/sex.

Naomi is a polyamorous pansexual. She loves her anchor, Josh, but she also loves Jonathan and Imani. She is in a happy, loving relationship with all of them.

by Naomi...Duh September 7, 2016

Police Scanner Perv

A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.

The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.

Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.

Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.

Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*

by Doggidew April 13, 2005

Karma Police

They will arrest you for metaphorical crimes that no one actually understands.

Karma police, arrest that man! He is talking in maths and buzzing like a fridge, and I believe he is a detuned radio(head.) And arrest that girl! Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.

by funwillfunwill August 3, 2016

polycratic

The definition submitted by Rose_91 is incorrect. A polycratic state is, in fact, a state run by numerous people.

The Third Reich was a polycratic state as Adolph Hitler delegated many responsibilities.

by Rose_91isaretard June 23, 2009

Fuck the Police

1) What you say when you're being hassled by the man.

2) What you say to reject authority.

3) What you say (sarcastically) when someone thinks they're a rebel.

Should never be spoken quietly. Is best shouted.

From the N.W.A. song Fuck tha Police.

1) Cops pull you over for going 5 over the limit and ticket you.

"FUCK THE POLICE!"

2) DMV worker "Sir, you need to fill out the QR37 form again and go to the back of the line."

"This is bullshit. FUCK THE POLICE!"

3) Driver: "Oh man I just ran a stop sign!"

Passenger: "FUCK THE POLICE!"

by superbran November 13, 2012