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Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜– "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...

Hym "This โ˜๏ธ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
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Doctor DC Podcast

Two hosts that are the characters in letterkenny that only show up as deleted scenes because they are deemed WAY TO CANADIAN! they read comics, talk comics and desperately wish for a Muscular Women of Comics Sex Dungeon, that show up on their credit cards as โ€œMini Golf with ball gagsโ€ and when their wives question โ€œwhat this is?โ€ They simply shrug and say โ€œYou say Poutine, I say step on my neck til I canโ€™t breathe.โ€
Listen to the Doctor Dc Podcast!!!! 5 star review
by YoCrowsItsScareBro December 1, 2021
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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
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A.I. Podcast

Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...
Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2023
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The Scuffed Podcast

The Scuffed Podcast is a well known podcast in the Twitch and Kick community, the podcast is hosted by streamer TrainwrecksTV and includes a variety of other streamers and content creators alike. The podcast itself isn't very well organized which is where it gets the name, "The Scuffed Podcast" but is also the reason it is so entertaining to watch, whether TrainwrecksTV is coming up with witty intros for the podcast guests, or the perfect timing moments it is always an enjoyable podcast to consume.
Remember that there is always at least an hour intro before TrainwrecksTV starts The Scuffed Podcast.
by ItzSpark July 2, 2024
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Dating podcast

A podcast format where a host (generally with conservative, right-wing viewpoints) invites a group of women to discuss their opinions and experiences about dating the opposite gender.

In the modern dating world, men, especially men with average looks, and income are finding it more and more difficult to attract a partner of the opposite gender. While women have found it easier and easier to obtain the ideal man they want thanks to dating apps and social media, which inversely makes it harder for average men who usually don't excel with that.

It would be very naive and ignorant to say otherwise. You could say it's a disease of sorts that men suffer from. And no better way to to profit from a disease than by selling the cure, but why sell the cure once, when you can continuously sell a treatment forever.

Which is where these dating podcasts come in. Who acknowledge the reality of these issues, while actively profiting from them and creating a continuous loop of giving poor dating advice, demonizing and antagonizing female guests who obviously only have a surface level understanding and aren't skilled debaters compared to the podcast hosts who have done years of research on the topics they discuss and debate about daily. Which causes these already socially awkward and lost men to become bitter, resentful and even more insufferable and unattractive to the opposite gender. Thus causing them to gravitate towards these podcasts, and well creating the loop.
Dating podcasts acknowledge real problems men face in dating, while also actively profiting from them and further perpetuating those same issues.
by ChickenChad January 13, 2025
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