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Cutie Patootie

My extremely beautiful, kind and loving girlfriend named Alana. She's the best girl I could ever ask for.
She's such a cutie patootie.
by Yomomsleftnut June 23, 2023
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cootie patoottie

one that possess symptoms of cuteness. Often they are very ugly and we are in fact laughing AT them.
They are such "cootie patooties" that when we are around them we often have incontainable bursts of threats such as "YOUR SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE IM GONA RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AND THEN IM GONNA CHOP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY FREEZER!!!"
"cootie patooties" have this affect on most people and generally they are un-aware of their impact on other people. They casually parade around their irresistable desire while people around them become overcome with passion and anger upon seeing them they they begin swearing and hurting themselves and/or others
when you see a cootie pattootie beware not to look them in their eyes because that is where most of their power lies. their cootie patootiness goes off the radar when they do something very sweet and stupid such as buy you a pizza but eat it on the way to your house and throw it up on your favourite dress. they're always doing crazy things like that.

An example of what happens: steffi: andy is sucha cootie patootie
caroline: I KNOW I CANT TAKE IT
steffi: look there he is right now!
caroline begins to punch the wall: I CANT TAKE IT HES SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE AND I WANT TO CHOP OF HIS LITTLE LEGS AND USE THEM AS CHOP STICKS AND I WANT TO SET HIM ON FIRE AND KICK HIM OFF A BALCONY HE MAKES ME SO FIERY WITH PASSION!
steffi: QUICK caroline! look away! before you do something you'll regret
cootie patoottie for life
by ninjasofchinatown October 9, 2008
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Patoot

A product coming from the patootie. A more appropriate word for shit...acceptable in social media threads.
Because you know they didn’t take it. But, because you jumped on here acting like a “horses patoot”, you’re embarrassed that you have to backtrack and it’s a hard pill to swallow.
by Shaze5747 April 26, 2019
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potootie

"A three year old who runs around shirtless in home moves."
"You were such a potootie."
by danny jamesburger February 5, 2009
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patootle

a toot that you named Pat for no reason
guy lets out a toot and says: im gonna call you Pat short for Patootle
by Fartle kitten February 27, 2015
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Cutie Patootie

Someone named Maddy that is a cutie patootie
by Creampie6942069 October 11, 2020
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Cutie patootie

A girl named Abby who is the best person to be around and the nicest person as well. She is a bit too nice sometimes but it’s funny.
by Hoo ha October 15, 2020
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