Piglet

The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships

Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played

by 1290938477745 June 28, 2008

piolence

an act of violence against the most delicious food in the world,

dude thats some serious piolence, that steak and ale pie didnt deserve that

by Fmanpie March 5, 2011

Prolet

German version of Chav or Gopnik. Usually wears jogging pants, a snapback or other "fashionable" stuff, e.g. a bumbag. Also called a "Proll". If something is Chav-like, you can also call it "prollig".
A Prolet's activities usually involve loitering around in the streets, harassing people, petty crime, constant drinking & smoking and generally being a real pest.
There's no known cure for the Prolet disease, but usually beheading does the job.

1) Oh my god, John is such a Prolet! He does nothing but drink, smoke and annoy people all day long. Doesn't the wanker have a job?
- Actually, he did! But he got fired for stealing from the cash register. On facebook he proudly wrote about it and used the hashtag #thuglife to emphasize what a little cunt he is.
2) Why is it that 90% of the Prolls you see these days are Turk or Maghreb people? Why, it must be in the sand nigger genes!

by blyatsukkka January 6, 2018

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020

piglet

ur mom

ur mom is piglet

by hiiiiiii omg hiiiiii omg hiiii May 26, 2021

Piglet

A monke poggers instrumental rock band band. They have 3 eps named "Lava Land", "Songs", and "Early Songs"

Person1-have you heard of a band called piglet?
Person2-No.
Person1-Yah nobody has.

by Legohexman June 11, 2021

D-piglet

nicnkmane given to one in computer apps class that slightly resembles one of those cute little piglets that grows up to be somebodys slice of ham, given to someone who complains about their bf too much but wont break up with them. one that makes someone with the name daddy long legs feel bad through email

"Daddy long legs" d-piglet "Ya?" Ddl "bitch" d pig

by daddy long legs the real one March 4, 2010