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Pinapple

Spongebob's house
Spongebob lives in a pinapple. People eat his house every single hour.
by memorizing pi July 11, 2014
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pineaple

man: i love pineaple
man 2: What?
man: pineaple
man 2: Should I call a doctor?
man: pineaple
man 2: Did you just shit a pineapple?
man: pineaple
man 2: Oh my god!!!
man: *peels skin to reveal man is actually a pineaple*
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
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Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
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Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.
Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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pineappl-anol

A Home-brewed drink fermented from pineapples or pineapple juice.
OH, Martin, this is some good pineappl-anol you've made
by monkeycmonkeydo August 22, 2006
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