piecing

The act of possessing a penis; commonly used in conjunction with a description of the size, as in "piecing a twelver"

"Hey, that girl looks hot"

"no way man, thats a dude!"

"are you sure?"

"yeah, I heard he was piecing a niner"

by HorsePuzzle September 11, 2007

Piece

A person who you hold in unconditional positive regard with whom you share a relationship that purports all the benefits of marriage while simulaneously allowing all the benefits of being single.

Of course he doesn't mind if I have sex with you; he's not my boyfriend, he's my piece.

by "Piece" June 17, 2006

Piece

The best insult of all time.

Jimmy, you are such a piece.

by Alix L December 28, 2005

as a piece

An improper shortening of "as a piece of shit". This saying is similar to "as a bitch," in that it is meant to stress the preceeding adjective. This is the modern superlative. Instead of saying "This is the hottest day I've felt in some time." We have...

"It's hot as a piece."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

the piece

Getting head, a blow job.

Mike-"you trying to get the piece tonight?"
Doug-"yeah i need my dick sucked"

by Doug December 6, 2004

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Piece

To have relations with a woman; to fuck

"Yo bro did you end up piecing that thot last night?"
"Hell ya, I pieced her."

by peachy1234567 September 22, 2014