wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

by blindscholar March 3, 2015

college picnic

A long and expensive photoshoot in some godforsaken suburb with fake friends.

Chal college picnic chalte hai. Pics lenge.

by troll696969 February 18, 2017

fuckboi picnic

The gathering of a group of frat boys early in the day to play beer pong in the front yard

Chad: “yo brad, whatchu up to right now?”
Brad: “idk thinkin bout hittin’ up that fuckboi picnic”

by gravyboy February 27, 2018

Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

Forbidden Picnic

A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.

*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.

"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."

by PicnicFan6969 April 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Picnic

The litter created when someone eats fast food in their car and throws the wrappers, bags and cups out the window while sitting there.

I hope the street sweepers come this week. Some d-bag had a Puerto Rican Picnic from Mickey Ds in front of my house.

by Long John Slivers May 25, 2009

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008