playing with your pencil pouch

low key way to say female masturbation/fingering

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

phiuch

The abbreviated version of ophiuchus. The Greek god of healing

Hi my name is Ophiuchus but you can call me Phiuch

My friend is called Phiuch, he's an awesome guy.

by wahdoo October 12, 2021

Phucket Piss

The act of pissing into a mop bucket, when you're too tired, hooked to the PC, or ill to piss in the toilet, and may also contain sick.

1. I wouldn't go in there, Johnny's ill he's taking a phucket piss.

by Elkapan February 11, 2010

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017

Phruck

When you insert 2 fingers into a mans Urethra and stretch it out wide. Then you hold the tip with the index finger and thumb of both sides, on opposite ends and then you roll it down, inside out, like you're folding socks.

"Yo, what the fuck."
Don't you mean, "yo, what the phruck?"

by vesver October 6, 2017

Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

deep south love pouch

Female genitalia, vagina

My deep south love pouch needs some lovin. It is like a slip and slide down there.

by Miss_K_Pickles May 7, 2016