Pork Rub

Male masturbation.

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick

Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 3, 2009

pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009

John pork

The biggest fashion model EVER

John pork is calling

Or

“have you seen John porks new post?”

“Yes isnt he so beautiful “

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

Pork and Stalk

The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)

A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)

by BigTof349A December 3, 2009