Phony Tony

Slur directed at former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair, on the grounds of his contrived media image and exposés on his misleading of the public, such as over the presence of WMDs in Iraq.

How will I explain to my children that we were led on by Phony Tony?

by falsetokaiba April 9, 2019

One Trick Phony

You jam it in random places until it goes into the hole.

Bro, that pornstar just one trick phony'd!

by wat am i doing with my life April 10, 2017

Speaker Phony

Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.

Mike hated talking to speaker phony customers. He couldn’t hear half the shit they said and, because they were only ordering pizza, he thought they could just pick up the phone instead of trying to shout at it from half way across the room.

“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Phonea sexualia

It is a person who is too attached to their phone like all you mofakas

You fucking desperate phoneis which is short for phonea sexualia

by BigNigga101 October 10, 2018

Phony

When you or someone else tries to generate comedy and entertainment, but it ends up being god-awful and absolutely horrible. It originates from the Youtube videos "Phony Texts" which tries to be funny but genuinely sucks.

The class-clown tried to make a funny joke, but instead it came out phony/

by Sod Bürg February 25, 2021

Otitis Phonia

Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.

Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!

by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011

Stupid Phony

Someone who places themselves on a superficial pedestal above other people. Then, in order to reassure themselves of their place, they call everyone else "phonies".

-Holden Caulfield is a stupid phony
-also see 'Jay Gatsby'

by Jarrett1013 July 29, 2008