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phlegmed up

That horrible sensation when you have just coughed or sneezed and a hot sensation bubbles up from your throat and you realise that you are just about to phlegm up.
Malcolm stood in the middle of his garden, guests surrounding him. He tried to clear his throat as it felt raspy. He tried for a cough and before he knew it an acrid tasting and foul orange dart of hot spew issued forth from his mouth and down onto his shoes. Everyone looked stunned and disgusted including his aunt Miriam. They all knew what had just happened. Malcolm had phlegmed up.
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone
Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.
by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008
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road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
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Phrog

A fat demented squishy beach ball looking fuck that croaks. If you step on a phrog it’ll go “croak ribbit reee”*splat*
Don’t step on the phrog or it’ll go splat
by Derp wants cheez May 14, 2020
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phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
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Phlomit

Forceful and uncontrollable evacuation of ones sinus matter, phlegm and saliva due to sickness or vigorous coughing.
That monster bong hit caused Jeremy to PHLOMIT all over the couch.
by hornet1973 September 24, 2007
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Phlegmorrhoid

A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.
"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."
by jameser612 March 31, 2010
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