Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.

Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!

by JesuCrust December 7, 2021

Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.

: I failed math today
: you're such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.

:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart

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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022

Philip

Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent

Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes

by Trashman kev February 9, 2022