philosomatika

#1 internet radio station out there.

Im going to smoke some pot and listen to philosomatika™

by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003

Dos Palos

A really small town in the heart of California where everyone is related to eachother by blood or marrige. Football is huge here and so is gossip. A fair comes around every summer just before school starts, it has 2 rides. This is a time where all the recently High School graduated females bring their new born babies to show off to the incomming seniors and community. It's very hard to pick up your bags and continue your life else where. About 15% of the graduated students move out of the the central valley and then 5% of that actually come back to build their family here. Theres one bar in town, which is the thing to do for the 40 and up. Then theres "The River" for the 25 and under. The cops here are unfortunately crooked and the teachers might as well not have their degrees. It's all about who you know to get any job here.

Guy1: Whats there to do here in Dos Palos?

Guy2: We can go get mojos and watch a movie if the theater happens to be open today. Or just hang out in front of the doughnut shop or the pizza factory. Or ride around town in my dads lifted truck listening to country music.

Guy1: WTF I moved here from the bay area for this?!!

Guy2: Just wait, a girl will crawl up to you and then you guys will have babies you'll work at some factory while she goes to school online and both of you guys will show up to the summer fair with your new born and have arguments every week and throw house parties for high school kids.

Guy1: Fuck you that'll never happen

by according2i March 1, 2011

philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana

"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"

by Carpet52 February 23, 2020

Kabalarian Philosophy

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.

The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

by daken February 20, 2009

armchair philosopher

Person who is is knowledgeable but casual about philosophical or existential ideas. Unlike an academic philosopher, an armchair philosopher deals with subjective experiences, opinions, and personal issues. They refer to theories and ideas but do not emphasize or prioritize them; they use big ideas to discuss real time questions.

I had a great conversation with Lydia about my commitment issues, she helped me see my problem in a new light. I guess she is an armchair philosopher.

by bittTTT September 15, 2016

Philosophicalish

Used to compare a description to (what a dumb person may think is) a philosophical idea.

Wow, what I just said sounds kind of philosophicalish.

by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

Philosophried

Adjective

the mental feeling of being exhausted because of staying up for countless hours debating things of philosophical nature.

John and sally and I stayed up all night talking about the meaning of life. by the end of the night I was philosophried!

by ralfyrules February 20, 2009